Marxist fallacy

Belief that data is science.

Marxist-dogmatists believe that data is science. This is because one datum is a unit of historical materialism.

Data isn't science. Science is data.

In Marxist fallacy, Marxists proffer data as the context for science; so they can position historical materialism as science's overseer.

by zanderfin May 20, 2020

fallaciously

The act of doing something in a dick-sucking manner.

fallaciously is Bobby Watkins' word of the day

by Bobby Watkins December 8, 2010

Fallacy Nazis

People who are ilke Grammar Nazis when it comes to the use of fallacies in a argument. Basically these people are usually in the Facebook comments and in Reddit threads. Also Fallacy Nazis are mostly left wing or factcheckers.

I hate fallacy nazis! They think that the facebook comment section is a some sort of a debate center and they're pointing out the fallacies of people.

by Running in the nyetis February 22, 2017

First Date Fallacy

The fact that when on a first date, a girl is less likely to sleep with someone she really likes and wants to see again and is more likely to sleep with someone who she never wants to date again. This can due to the belief that all her partner is looking for is sex, and once that is achieved he will move on. This can also be due to a woman having sexual drives but no one she is romantically interested in around, so she goes for an easy, convenient target.

"I held out on having sex with the sexy fireman after he took me on the best date ever because I really liked him and wanted to make sure we'd go out again - but I did sleep with my douche bag neighbor after a couple drinks because I realized I didn't care if we had another date. That's the first date fallacy for you."

by Ruby Solitaire June 25, 2012

Black Friend Fallacy

When a non-black person justifies their racism or insensitivity by claiming they have a black friend in order to prove they aren't racist.
Note: Black Friend is not a valid counterargument to accusations, thus, fallacy.

White dude: Hey, what's up my n***a?
Person: Dude, you're white, you can't say that!
White dude: No it's fine, my black friends say it's okay!!
Person: Bruh, you're using the black friend fallacy

by geckolord April 17, 2020

Cross-fallatiation

A mutually beneficial deal or contract in which both parties assist the other for a common goal.

I will advertise your restaurant if you let me eat there for free. Commence the cross-fallatiation

by Dickweed6968 December 8, 2010

Tiny Hitler Fallacy

A moral dilemma, in which a person is asked how they would respond to coming across an apple on the ground. The twist is, the apple in fact contains a miniature Hitler inside of it.
How would you react?

"I brought up the Tiny Hitler Fallacy when I was talking to Brandon last night, and he didn't know how to respond!"
"I can see why, the Tiny Hitler Fallacy always leaves me completely stumped!"

by MJFelton April 14, 2022