faeces

A number of pieces of excremental matter.

"What ho, my good chap! It appears that during one's perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one's footwear. S**T!

by Fred Smith October 23, 2003

Faeces

The brown stuff that comes out of your bottom. Commonly known as poo, shit, or crap.

"Eww. Look at that animal's faeces!"

by x.green.spinach.x May 16, 2006

Faecal touch

The opposite of the 'midas touch'. Rather than everything one touches turning to gold, to have the 'faecal touch' means everything one touches turns to shit.

This can be applied to people who are generally incompetent or just going through a stretch of bad luck.

'How's work going at the moment mate?'

'Just awfully dude, I definitely have the faecal touch. It doesn't matter what I seem to do or how hard I try, everything I am involved with completely fucks up and turns to shit.

by AceDegen July 27, 2010

Faerlie

extremely hawt piece of anus. Faerlie is a cat.. and has big boobs

dude faerlie is a cat lol
SHE IS FAERLIE HAWT

by mc faps June 6, 2013

faecal predator

One who lures an unsuspecting individual into a poo situation, aka a shituation.

Posing as a musician, the faecal predator lured the unsuspecting barman into the toilets where a poo situation occurred.

by The Poo Victim November 14, 2013

faertinhaler

best group account ever. one day, we will take over the world together.

i love @faertinhaler. everyone there is incredibly funny

by angelshelmet June 21, 2021

faefilicious

when something is too good to put into words.

person one: that was sooo good!
person two: i know right! it was so faefilicious!

by janna gavarrow June 26, 2022