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Hard-On Factor 

The hidden purpose of all female fashion and the "beauty industry" that supports it -- namely, to help to generate male erections. Sometimes abbreviated to "the H.O. Factor," it is what some feminists treat with disdain and attempt to subvert by refusing to wear make-up. Every fashion designer, male or female, recognizes its importance, however, as, instinctively, do all heterosexual women.
She: I looooooove the new Chloe collection, especially those floor-length dresses and baggy blouses with long sleeves!
He: But they completely lack the H.O. Factor.
She: The whaaaat??
He: The Hard-On Factor: they are absolutely NOT arousing ... not even a twitch ....
Hard-On Factor by ring-tailed roarer September 10, 2009
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UB Factor 

Any action paradoxical in nature without reason or foresight.
A fact or event that most agree with, except those in charge! That is UB Factor!!
UB Factor by OBI WON November 17, 2007

Batch Factor 

n. The term for the amount of tobacco you have mixed in with the amount of cannabis you have in your session.

Used as a relative number rather than a quantitative value.
"Men we're down to our last gram, it is time to.."
"No sir..please....don't...."
"INCREASE THE BATCH FACTOR"
*sirens heard*
Batch Factor by BakedGood420 January 24, 2010

spence factor 

when a girl isn't very attractive or sexy, but you have the utmost desire to fuck the shit out of her
Me: Dude, what do you even see in that girl?
Bro: Gotta be the spence factor.
spence factor by MHhomewrecker September 9, 2011

Cap Factor

The Cap Factor is a statistical measure of how valid (or not valid) a piece of information is positive cap = ALL CAPS, negative value is true. When the decimal is closer to one, it is either very true (negative cap value) or a definite lie (positive cap value)

False (1) > Cap Factor < True (-1)

The Cap Factor is a part of hood statistics.
M: Yo, I got with this hot girl last night.
Y: Nah man, your Cap Factor's high af.
Cap Factor by einstein_x February 8, 2021

TikTok Factor

When the US and the West find it hard to swallow the fact that a non-Western company or country has an unfair technological advantage over their local firms, which are often or mostly run by foreign talents, be it in terms of algorithmic supremacy, hacking superiority, or advanced security—one knee-jerk reaction is to ban their product on the pretext of mental health, privacy, and national security, or to force the foreign entity to sell its product to a local player.
Whether you’re in a developed or developing country, if you can’t compete with a foreign competitor, get your politicians to pass laws to limit or stop them from benefiting the population, by pointing out the negatives or potential risks of their products or services—let the TikTok factor be part of your strategy to neutralize the competition or the enemy.
TikTok Factor by Fasters March 25, 2023

dork factor

1. The scale that describes the level to which a person is more or less dorky.
Mike: I am the greatest janitorial engineer of all time and all of the women at the homeless shelter love me!
George: Uh oh... the dork factor is rising...

Amy: Sandra is extremely cool.
Lisa: Yea she has an extremely low dork factor.
dork factor by Locker June 11, 2007