fetameens

Methamphetamines. A cute mispronunciation from the Dysfunctional Family Circus.

"Mommy, Dolly and I are gonna see if the neighor kid's got any fetameens."

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005

fetal smother

The suffocation of a fetus by means of inserting a large object into the uterus of a pregnant woman. Usually followed by nap.

Her baby would have been a boy, but I gave her the fetal smother with my baseball bat.

by Dick-squeeze September 7, 2006

fetality

A partial-birth abortion. Basically, the doctor pulls out the baby and crushes its skull. It's possibly the most awesome thing in the universe.

Pregnant Woman: FINISH HIM!
*Doctor pulls out baby and crushes skull*
Shang Tsung: FETALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

by N. Dover May 4, 2007

Fetal Invader

Another word for your unborn child

This fetal invader is destroying my insides

by Meekerella November 21, 2011

fetal rocheting

an act. to sit in a "fetal position" while rocking back and forth; a sign of enhanced depression or anxiety.

1) After finding out that her boyfriend had dumped her, all Kayla could do was to sit in the middle of the floor and fetal rochet.

2) I found her in the middle of the floor fetal rocheting.

by john from wv June 12, 2013

fetahi

An insane megabeast who is sarcastic and most likely more superior than you in every way shape and form

Kynan: Betchu can't do it.
Nathan: Boii, I'm a Fetahi! How much you got.

by acedrive March 6, 2017

feta fries

When you cum on toes

When he was done, he gave me feta fries.

by capricorn52 April 19, 2018