exorcist piss

when you take a piss so long, it is as if you are expelling demons from your body.

"Bro what took so long? You were in there for 4 minutes, I thought you had to take a piss."

"I had an exorcist piss, bro"

by jimmyc27 February 14, 2012

exorcise

To over-exercise in order to get an ex out of your system.

I went to the gym five times last week trying to exorcise Mr. X.

by LAKranz April 23, 2007

re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist'

Confined to one's bed due to illness, with smelly and unpleasant symptoms including vomiting and possible incoherence due to illness or side effects of medication. Probably with some crusty sick around the mouth.

"It was sweet that he wanted to check on how she was, but she was re-enacting scenes from 'The Exorcist', so she wouldn't let him see her."

by sprmnky December 2, 2007

exorcising demons

to jam any kind of musical instrument to relieve stress or get a song idea down.

come over tonight and bring your bass we are gonna be exorcsing demons.

by george January 20, 2005

Exorcist Bunny

(Wearing baggy yet trendy sweatpants, hugging the ankles) A movement of the legs using a large hot pink ball which is propelled into the air with a kick of the feet. This is called the exorcist bunny movement.

A form of upside down squats.

Person 1: What was that!?! You totally just kicked your legs in the air!
Person 2: That's the Exorcist Bunny.

by cookie_dough_bite April 22, 2009

Exorcist

Um... No. I've literally never met that guy...

Hym "Yeah, I've never met that exorcist. I don't know what he's talking about. But, hey, did you bang that Hispanic onlyfans chick?"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

The exorcist

When a man have sex with a women, and when he climaxes,he poors his sperm into a small flask. Then, ue squirts it on the women , while yelling:" the power of christ compells you!"

Man,yesterday i performed the exorcist on my girl...she got really angry:)

by Or p November 20, 2016