ejackulate

another word for ejaculation to a person who has the name jackson, jack or something close to the term

hey jackson have you ejackulated yet?

by BetaKabore December 28, 2018

ejackulate

What da marijuana-fetching male in da pair of hill-climbing youngsters did dat resulted in a son's being born because "Silly Jill forgot her pill".

If da weed-addled Jill had "said yes" to either merely allowing her male companion to ejackulate into her mouth or just giving him a handjob to temporarily "relieve da pressure", said "willing" couple might not have unexpectedly "heard da putter--patter of little feet" da way they ended up doing nine months later!

by QuacksO February 6, 2023

Exactulately

A complex portmanteau word. "Exactly" + "Accurately" = "Exactulately". Not just exact, not just accurate - but both.

Possibly (er, exactulately) derived from a brief verbal stumble in a youtube video on the Tested Channel about "Inside Adam Savage's Cave: Model Making for Movies".

That is exactulately the situation we face, no one could have said it better.

Exactulately what do you mean?

by —thoughtstorms— July 2, 2017

ejackulating

Cumming

I was ejackulating on this girls face when her dad walked in on her

by pseudonym Birgitte February 28, 2018

eyakulate

When you throw up and ejaculate in a girl at the same time

Hey NI🅱️🅱️ER I just eyakulated in a girl in your bathroom, quite a mess in there

by 42jae March 12, 2018

Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"

"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"

by Ejubjub August 13, 2018

Emaculate

Being great at something the first try.

Getting what you want & need a certain way.

Alex thinks he emaculate cuz he thinks he gonna look nice he gonna be emaculate

by Mr.Proxy May 7, 2019