every girl's best friend

Either a diamond, a faggot, or a dildo.

by Pig May 09, 2003

Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

by Imma KNIGHT November 12, 2013

every time i die

excellent new metalcore band sum bloody excellent songs

every time i die is a must listen to thing!!!!!

by chezza September 10, 2005

Every other day playa

1. Not being able to play every day
2. To party one day and get knocked out and too hungover and unable to party the next day.

Chieu is knocked out and can't party two days straight. He's an every other day playa.

by tle2099 March 24, 2018

Every kiss begins with K

“Every kiss begins with K” is one of many one-liner comeback jokes, that can be expressed after someone audibly releases a bellowed cloud of flatulence, or any other related type of cacophonous din.

Agent Oh: “Harder Daddy!”
Agent K: “Sure thing, boss lady.”
Agent Oh: (releases a fart from queefing)
Agent K: “Every kiss begins with K!”

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 15, 2018

Now, Now Every Children

The greatest band in the world. Home-base is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Often shortened to NNEC or nownow.

Wingspan: "Hay gurl, have you heard of Now, Now Every Children?"
Bigfoot: "No, WTF is that?"
Luke Danes: "THE GREATEST BAND EVAR."

by CheyannaSullivan September 03, 2009

It's every fucking day

A phrase used after someone says what they did.

Jacob: Dude! I just laid for the first time!

Colton: It's every fucking day!

by GiiRAFF November 27, 2011