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evangelical atheist

An atheist who is so committed to his own doctrine of the non existence of God that he believes he holds to no doctrine at all and has thus been consumed by his actual philosophical dogma, cause, identity, and world view.

An atheist who holds his position by falsely claiming he has no position.

An atheist who splits not only semantically thin hair but thin air.
Evangelical atheists love to redefine the traditional established definition of atheism.

If evangelical atheists believed in nothing then they would have nothing to say in the first place.
by darthfocus April 17, 2012
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Evangelouloulou

An oral sex movement. The person will say Evangelouloulou in the vagina, the tongue movements send intense orgasms through the woman's body
Girl: Evangelouloulou me!
Boy: *says 'Evangelouloulou'*

Girl: OOOO YEAH!
by iphonebiatch;D January 24, 2011
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Evangelifools

Cultish behavior of Trump supporters especially, trump supporting Evangelical Christian's.
Evangelifools support trump blindly.
by Dennis da menx December 12, 2019
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Atralia Evangeline Baudelaire

She's the best person in the world. She's shy and timid, but will do anything to please her love! She loves Ben Posego :)
Atralia Evangeline Baudelaire loves Ben Posego
by bentralia December 9, 2018
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neon genesis evangelion

a great and awe-inspiring series that brings about many unanswered questions and debatable topic. a true anime masterpiece
Man makes dolls in his own image, if God exist, do you think he feels the same way?
by The Swaney January 3, 2004
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evangelion

the second best movie ever made is is %12 of Evangelion
by Robbie December 9, 2003
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evangelism

The American Christian Al-Qaeda
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash

Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between
"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"
"Sweet, which one"
"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"EVANGELISM!!!!"
"That sucks, good luck bro"
by Alboroto December 9, 2007
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