Evander handypalm

Evander handypalm, (n). A type of masturbation using a vinyl boxing glove and some KY to stroke your meat till you bust one out through the grasp hole, hopefully onto someplace it's had to wipe off. Done best while sweating after a workout in a locker room.

Tibone: You ever try the evander handypalm?
Ronnie: The what?
Tibone: That's when you beat off in a boxing glove.

Ronnie: Damn, that's weird, but I'll try it.

by hunkyfukkahff June 19, 2011

Evanescent

to dissipate or disappear like vapor

Luke Bracey's Fantasy Football lead is so Evanescent #bottler #blownit

by Athletico Mabbo April 22, 2013

evandevvv

evandevvv is a dev, wait no the best dev

EvanDevvv is the best developer I have ever known!

by evandevvv January 5, 2023

tax evader

Pure criminal scum who evade their taxes.

"If you find out someone is a tax evader, it's your duty to end their life"

by DastardlyDude98 June 3, 2018

evanescent

beginning to become slippery; man boobular.

"First, the gropemeter went off a few times; then their relationship started to turn evanescent."

"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"It looked good, but after the lights went down, things got evanescent."
"wow,hebede-jebedez!"

by yeah, a no-go October 18, 2004

Evanescence

An American band with a unique music style as they can range from hard rock, emo/gothic, grunge and to metal. The same reason The Smashing Pumpkins is one of my favourite bands as their music style is also varied.

Evanescence is one of the best bands ever, hands down.

by UltimateDoge August 30, 2022

Evandence

a reason an Evan Gage is such an AWESOME!debater.

That Evan Gage is OMG! AMAZING! because he uses evandence! :)

by BVNWDEBATE October 18, 2008