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etiquette freak

Someone so obsessed with the minutiae of lower-middle-class good manners that they utterly miss the point of the exercise. The name of the game for these people is not showing consideration for others at all, but merely showing off their own upward mobility in the most vulgar way possible. There are few people more annoying than etiquette freaks, who themselves typically flout the most elementary standards of civilised behaviour every chance they get. A typical etiquette freak would be the character of Hyacinth Bouquet in "Keeping Up Appearances".

There is of course an entire industry of books and other sources supplying the requirements of etiquette freaks, often including such nuggets of folk wisdom as the following, in a book by Angela Lansbury (presumably not the actress): "A lady only has her name in the paper on three occasions in her life: when she is born, when she marries and when she dies."
An etiquette freak will always endeavour to have as many different varieties of knives, forks and spoons for their guests as possible at a dinner party. Preferably all laid out at the same time.
by Fearman August 7, 2007
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myspace etiquite

being polite on myspace. For example: (1) If one is left a comment, that person should be sure to comment the comment leaver back. (2)don't post chain bulletins, they suck.
That fucker didn't comment me back, he needs to take some myspace etiquite classes.
by adb084 April 10, 2008
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etihad stadium

a shithole where the biggest mugs on the planet dive around screaming "VAR" and appeal for the ref to make the wrong decision whilst being salty that they are losing to their biggest rivals who always beat them, manchester united fc
those man city players are shit, especially when playig man united in the etihad stadium
by topgeezercornboy February 24, 2020
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Restroom Etiquette

Restroom etiquette is the list of several unwritten rules applied in public toilets, such as "No grunting, even if it is a loch ness monster", and "Stay at least one urinal away from another user". These rules are especially apparent in reserved countries, such as Great Britain.
Andy: "Dude, some old guy was right next to me at the urinals, and there were loads more up the other end!"
Brian: "Yeah, I encountered a violation of the Restroom Etiquette, some guy was curling one out and making the most horrific noises I ever did hear!"
by The Harbinger of Prophecy June 24, 2008
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Cretinous Etinous

A creature that partakes in cretinous activities
Craig: Why are you wearing shorts in winter you cretinous etinous?
Jamie: short weather innit
by TeevReqq May 22, 2021
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grocery store etiquette

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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etiaf

EveryThing I Ask For. A popular saying in the 905 and surrounding areas, originating from a popular song by an American band The Maine. Often a far-off and borerline pathetic dream.
Man that cute korean girl is etiaf. Working on wall street is etiaf. Sauga has etiaf... psyche!
by Z3ph November 20, 2010
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