Eartardis

An Earworm but sourced from a song created before you were born.

Me: "Hey Honey, I Will Follow Him."
Honey: 🎶 I will follow him wherever he may go 🎶, "Dammit quit giving me an eartardis!"

by Xziz November 8, 2024

EVtard

A retard that is obsessed with electric vehicles. EVtards firmly believe that their electric vehicles are the future, blinded by their cognitive dissonance, because they bought an overpriced EV that broke down.

This EVtard's Cybertruck broke down and Tesla told him to not move it(even though it can move) or else it will spoil the warranty. So now he wont go on a 3 day trip and he just realized he has to wait for Tesla to come and move the vehicle.

by intern37 March 17, 2025

Etard

someone who is chronically online to the point of cognitive decline.

person 1: I could really go for some food rn
person 2: retweet!

person 1: you fucking etard

by screenager3000 October 23, 2025

Etarded

Etarded: those whose cognitive ability has been (significantly) damaged by long-term interaction with electronic media

Credit: Eddie Eigenvalue

Is that guy okay?

I think he's just etarded.

by Alabaster_C October 24, 2025