A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the user more as a surprise FOR the user.
by Fred44 December 31, 2021
Get the Epstein swing setmug. Hym "You SEE how I'm in a fucking surveillance apparatus and they are actively not doing the thing they said they were going to do and releasing the Epstein list right? Like, I'M not associated with Epstein in any way shape or form. I'm not even rich enough to have met the guy. Yet, HERE I SIT. Not potentially a pedophile who went to a child molestation island. Raise your hand if you've ever met Epstein! Not me! Who raised their hand? Are YOU in a weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus? Is all of your IP getting stolen? Where are the fucking Epstein obsessed people on this one? It doesn't even LOOK like I molested any kids. I've been being watched by YouTube faggots non-stop while people who went to a sex island are.... Doing what exactly? Who is actually WHO here? Because I'm the AI creating genius who isn't getting paid for doing that while molesters roam free AND are being covered for by the government! THEY SAID THEY WOULD RELEASE IT! What happened guys!? I thought we didn't have to give potential threats to are child rights? These fucks are getting SUPER RIGHTS! And mine are being actively violated! Cool stuff guys!"
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the Epstein Listmug. A mysteriously broken neck
by LanceHN August 21, 2019
Get the Epstein-Barr Syndromemug. American citizen, and Israeli agent for Mossad. First connected with Mossad in the early 1980’s via Les Wexner, Laurence Tisch, and other prominent billionaires. Received hundreds of millions of dollars from Wexner for supposedly
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.
Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.
Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.
Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.
Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.
Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.
Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.
Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.
Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
Mossad agent:
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.
Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?
Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.
Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?
Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale May 26, 2025
Get the Jeffrey Epsteinmug. To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.
by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025
Get the Jeffrey Epsteinedmug. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
by Masihiun January 5, 2024
Get the Jeffrey Epsteinmug.