Officially the greatest nation on the face of this Earth. Often attacked by other nations due to its superiority, England is the beacon for pretty much everything great that has happened over the past 1000 years. England owned most of the World not long ago (aided by Scotland and Wales, see arse licks and beg friends) and jealousy from other nations is still rife. Most caucasian Americans are of English descent, and should be damn proud of that fact. The status of England has admittedly recently become a bit of a laughing stock due to grotesque levels of illegal immigration, political correctness, people scared to speak up against left wing twats, and ignorance of greatness.
Ahmed: I'd love to move to England, but I'd really like to see high crime levels, incredible obesity rates, low life expectancy, extremely cold weather, and a language which I couldn't understand if I was there for 50 years, where shall I go?
Egbert: Scotland.
Teacher: Bobby, how do you spell 'perfection'?
Bobby: E-N-G-L-A-N-D
Egbert: Scotland.
Teacher: Bobby, how do you spell 'perfection'?
Bobby: E-N-G-L-A-N-D
by George Payne April 12, 2008
A country in Great Britain that, funnily enough, consists of more than just London, and has inhabitants which, contrary to popular American belief, do not usually play tennis with Prince Charles and then go eat crumpets and drink tea with the Queen every afternoon at four.
English; "I'm from England?"
American; "Ohmygodddd, you're from London right?"
English; "Actually I'm from Leeds."
American; "...where?"
American; "Are you from England?"
English; "yes"
American; "Do you know the Queen?"
English; (sarcastically) "Oh yes. As a matter of fact I'm just off hunting with her royal highness. Pip-pip."
American; "Ohmygodddd, you're from London right?"
English; "Actually I'm from Leeds."
American; "...where?"
American; "Are you from England?"
English; "yes"
American; "Do you know the Queen?"
English; (sarcastically) "Oh yes. As a matter of fact I'm just off hunting with her royal highness. Pip-pip."
by Sara;K July 04, 2009
A country like any other, with both good and bad people and things.
Sadly it's a country that is subject to rather a lot of racism, as exemplified by most of the posts on this website.
Sadly it's a country that is subject to rather a lot of racism, as exemplified by most of the posts on this website.
"England stole my country. England enslaved the world. etc. etc."
"No, that was Britain, which includes Scotland and Wales and used to include a few other countries too, and it all happened long before any of us was born".
Get over it.
(vote SNP)
"No, that was Britain, which includes Scotland and Wales and used to include a few other countries too, and it all happened long before any of us was born".
Get over it.
(vote SNP)
by Mongrel Tom August 18, 2006
by Clorox.Bleach_ July 01, 2017
Person: Why are you so obsessed with England?
Me: Nick Crompton was born in that city, duh!
Person: Oh yeah! Nick Crompton is so hot.
Me: HE'S MINE!
Me: Nick Crompton was born in that city, duh!
Person: Oh yeah! Nick Crompton is so hot.
Me: HE'S MINE!
by Nick Crompton's Sex Slave October 16, 2017
Once a great powerful nation which has ruled more peoples and land than any other country in the history of the world, a much lazier version of the dutch and less cultured as the french. but powerful, cheery, content peoples who live in peace with most countries.. laugh at the americans (who think they won them in the revolutionary war, but it was truely the french) and secretly love the french and germans. who else could send convicts and criminals to a huge barren land full of desert and turn it into a huge succesfull nation? (australia) they invented many things because they were the america of the last century, inventions include:
car
jet engine
television
radio
sandwhich
pain killer
modern army
navy
air forces
democracy
GMT(greenwhich mean)
clock
bike
mobile phone
internet!!!!!!
origin of species
law of gravity
the anglican church
england is believed to have created the basis of the modern world and it has survived today in the extent of the english language.
car
jet engine
television
radio
sandwhich
pain killer
modern army
navy
air forces
democracy
GMT(greenwhich mean)
clock
bike
mobile phone
internet!!!!!!
origin of species
law of gravity
the anglican church
england is believed to have created the basis of the modern world and it has survived today in the extent of the english language.
"England is one of vast beauty, power and belief. one i am vain of one we must aspire to be!"
Napoleon
"No other nation has inspired me so much as england, creator of the modern world.."
Kofi Anan
Napoleon
"No other nation has inspired me so much as england, creator of the modern world.."
Kofi Anan
by paulogretto October 23, 2006
England is a quaint land surrounded by Scotland, Wales and Ireland (Northern and the Republic of), who make up the United Kingdom, or UK, as well as a few small Islands nobody cares about.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
"Say, you're from England aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
by Pottsylird March 10, 2008