eloser

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Whatever the fuck else

Another way of saying et cetera or etc..

Alright, we need shoes, hats, gloves, glasses and whatever the fuck else! Let's go!

by funnyman21224 April 13, 2011

Someone Else

Always manages to screw everything up in your life. Also works with Mister Nobody

TV's broke? Someone else did it!

by Gary April 24, 2005

Elise

An Elise can be shy but also very outgoing. Elises have major trust issues and have trouble expressing what they really feel. That’s why most people think of them as weird or just super closed off. Elises aren’t the type of people to just walk up to you and introduce herself. If she does, she must really have an interest in you. She can come off as intimidating but she can be really cute when you get close to her!🥰 An Elise can be very self conscious, but in reality she is gorgeous. And let’s be honest your kinda jealous of this girl’s beauty. Elises has a mixture of girl and guy friends. If your a guy and your interested in her and she likes you back , your most likely not in her friend group that means she wants to keep her friends and boyfriend separate and it’s best to keep it that way. She will never talk about her guy friends when she’s around you and she can sometimes get really jealous. She can ether be really hard to read or see through as hell. SO PAY ATTENTION! If she likes you, she’s going to be as soft as possible and very touchy.(hand holding, hugs, ect.) If she thinks your a brat she’ll let you know and try to avoid you as much as possible. THIS GIRL CAN THROW HANDS! DON’T TRY HER! She will never start the fight, but she sure as hell will finish it. She will not let you disrespect her. Sometimes she will hand out with out her guy friends and that means that she wants to have some time without guys to talk about girly things.

Guy 1: who’s that?

Guy2: oh that’s Elise! She’s cute isn’t she

Guy1: oh yeah, I think I’ll flirty with her a little

by …………………….. June 12, 2021

Elise

A kind loving girl who will always make you feel better when you are sad, and also makes up to many inside jokes.

“Omg have you heard that Evie and Elise have gone to diffrent schools?”
“Omg they can’t make inside jokes anymore!”

by Libra123 January 31, 2021

somebody else's problem

(n.) a device which allows you to render an object invisible if no one expects it to be there, as seen in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot. If you look at it directly you won't see it unless you know precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise out of the corner of your eye."

by three newtons February 16, 2004

LOTUS ELISE S2

The best lightweight handling sports car by a million miles, nothing comes close to the precision feedback, brakes, handling and everyday useability of an Elise, a modern day classic that is unlikely to be ever eclipsed.

Shit man look at that Lotus Elise S2 blitz that Veyron round a bend..

by WHITEWEDGE November 28, 2009