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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement
This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho
by Theidahokid October 23, 2019
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Elke

Have you seen that one eye dog? I think it’s name is elke
by Nugget master4000 March 7, 2023
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elke

by spittingfaxx March 27, 2020
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Elke

The most loving person in the world! She will do anything for the persons she loves, she’s honest and caring, very fashionable and classy.
If you have an Elke in your life, cherish her, keep her close to you, you’ll never find something better…
Wow, look at that girl, that’s a real Elke.
I would love to have an Elke in my life.
by Molje November 24, 2021
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Letting The Elk Loose

Revealing an already known secret, often in a pretentious way.
Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".

Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".
by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012
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Look, an elk!

Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.
Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*
by Jarambe le gortilla July 15, 2022
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