eleventy-twelve

A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number.

Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x?

Guy #2: Uhh... ELEVENTY-TWELVE!

by Joshamuffin June 20, 2007

Eleventh Finger

The penis.

Originated from the third episode of the show 'Family Guy'

"I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, I'm up to 11. " - Stewart Gilligan Griffin

I showed her my eleventh finger under the bleachers.

by lbeesntdeirx November 5, 2013

Elvina

Elvina is god and there’s nothing you can do about it. Just life man...

Hey, have you heard of Elvina
Yeah, she's GOD

by GODsilla May 1, 2019

Eleven-teen

The number that comes after ten-teen.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,eleven-teen

by TheAmazingnessYouCantImagine October 11, 2022

7 eleven marriage

A marriage of convenience.

Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!

by blankford July 9, 2012

elevens are up

When the two cords in the back of your neck look like an eleven because you have become too thin. meaning your time on earth is short. From the Mel Brooks classic movie "Life Stinks" for those of us old enough to remember the character Sailor's explanation. Later in the movie Sailors elevens were up.

Sailor: Pops ain't gonna be around long his elevens are up.
Pepto: What!!
Sailor: his elevens, look at the back of his neck see those two cords sticking up, they make like an eleven, once there up that's it he is a goner.

by Spiritual-Master January 17, 2022

legs eleven

1. Often announced during a game of craps at a casino.

2. Adj. Used to describe a woman's legs as sexy. Rhymes with legs that go all the way up to heaven.

1. In a game of craps; And it's LEGS ELEVEN!

2. Whoa, Kaye has legs eleven!

by SirDouche May 23, 2008