eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 9, 2008

Egotitstical

When a girl has a massive ego stemming from her massive chest.. ie she thinks she's the shit because she has enormous tits.

My friend Monica is so damned egotitstical. Every time someone mentions the word 'nipples', she automatically assumes we're talking about her.

by DJ Phresh March 17, 2011

Emotistical

Emo-tistical. Adjective. People who are so absorbed in their own narcissistic emotional drama that they can't hear anything else but their own self-absorbing thoughts that take them deeper, and deeper into the mire.

Suzy's boyfriend of the week broke up with her for the third time. She's so emotistical that she locked herself in her apartment to sob and listen to Adele.

by 12stepbuddhist April 23, 2016

Egotestical

A person who think they're better than everyone because they have big balls.

That guy is such an egotestical

by NuclearKärring March 21, 2017

egotestical

When someone who's self centered (egotistic) is an absolute dick about it.

Man, Jack Falcon is so self centered and is such a dick about it. He's egotestical!

by AuraAcorn March 3, 2021

Egotestical

Being really egotistical about your dick

Grace: He was constantly talking about his massive dick
Radha: Gosh he sounds so egotestical

by Queen of VG March 23, 2022

Egotitstical

A female individual who is excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; self-centred.

She is so egotitstical, she is one of the ones that gives feminists a bad name.

by tcbaby January 1, 2025