New Egypt High School

An area with more farm boys then normal people.

That New Egypt high school kid is really bothering me.

by Cartii May 30, 2018

Egyption

A common misspelled version of Egyptian, usually used by ignorant Egyptian idiots.

Commonly found on facebook groups' names.

Once you have misspelled Egyptian as Egyption, you are automatically considered as a dumbass by anyone who has ever taken an English class.

dumbass: Hi ya man, I'm egyption!
smartass: No, you're Egyptian.

by BintMasreya February 2, 2010

Buttfuck Egypt

A place far out of the way. Rural.

I be pimpin this ho, but damn, she be livin out in buttfuck egypt!

by Xerobull November 29, 2002

Butt-Fucking-egypt

N. 1 any destination inconveinently far away. Originated from american slang.

(My car broke down, and now i have to walk to the party, which is in butt-Fucking-egypt!)

by Radical Edward July 10, 2004

bumfuk egypt

The most remote, awful, backward, filthy, hostile place or town anyone can imagine; a location just this side of hell.

When they ran out of gas 50 miles from nowhere, one of the traveling guys exclaimed "My God, this place looks like "Bumfuk Egypt", there's nothing here but dead people and dog shit!"

by teetiger October 20, 2008

Egyptian Sunglasses

When a girl is laying on her back and a guy squats over her face, laying one testicle in each eye socket and his penis along the shaft of her nose, acting as a shield.

It was really sunny when we were fooling around on the beach, so out of the kindness of my heart I gave her a pair of egyptian sunglasses.

by Tee-bag May 17, 2009

Egyptian Massage

The name given to a massage for females concluding with a "happy ending."

"I thought I was going in for a Swedish massage, but it turns out it was an Egyptian massage. Now I am really relaxed and all I want to do is cuddle!"

"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"

by Doctor Drey May 30, 2014