Elbert

A hickey so bad that it hurts for at least a week. Often black or deep red in color, an Elbert is tender to the touch, and resembles a bite mark or an actual injury. An Elbert may be induced by mean spirited biting or by overly aggressive sucking on the neck.
It is impossible to disguise an Elbert with any form of makeup, and to treat an Elbert with Preparation H or any other traditional hickey remedy.

Guy: “Oh my God, did you get hit with a baseball?”
Pale girl; “No, it’s a hickey.”
Guy: “Well, that’s quite the Elbert.”
Pale girl: “Oh, how true.”

by ksenya July 17, 2007

Egert

European dude with a small dick but thinks that he has a big one who also thinks he is asian.

What an Egert!

by WolfieSKE January 8, 2019

ebertarian

A moviemaniac, a vidiot, a filmgoer who's addicted to the reviews of Roger Ebert

He's such an Ebertarian that he won't see anything not approved by Roger's thumbs.

by Jose Sinclair October 18, 2008

Egerton

Egerton is the best university in Kenya. It's located in the Rift Valley Province in Nakuru city. It was founded by a British settles going by the name Lord Maurice Egerton back in the days before Kenya got her independence. It is currently government-owned and offers just very many courses. To see more about it you can visit www.egerton.ac.ke

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by Kingbuyer August 21, 2011

elbert foo

a drinking game where you watch CNN and take a shot of whiskey every time they say "twitter"

Oh man, that was a crazy night of elbert foo, Jerry passed out on the couch

by marble statue October 16, 2011

Roger & Ebert Award

When a guy inserts 2 thumbs up a woman's asshole.

Mary enjoyed the Roger & Ebert award she received last night.

by TopThree October 6, 2017

Taron Egerton

The hottest man alive.

Person 1: "Omg have you seen Taron Egerton? He's so hot."

Person 2: "I know right, he's so attractive, I don't think I can handle it!"

by mercurychx March 1, 2022