a person who tries hard in EVERYTHING they do but never comes out on top. Who is only kept around to be made fun of. Drinks hawaiian punch while they tell stories of lumberjacks dancing and soddomizing goats, and as well as always trying to be so spab but never reaching his potential, or any potential of that matter. Usually has inner thoughts of elfs celebrating hannukah and launching nuclear attacks on the Amish.
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Eyers: I know, I know..
Eyers: I know, I know..
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