EDUCAnet

Here you can get the best $LUKY in the town of Brno. Also a place where everyone wants one thing but noone gets it - "MATURITA". You can find various of mithical creatures here like CrabMan or Bedy the buzi thot. Examples of naturrally ocurring animals (Eddi Kyblantes, Denisa Maďarka Dykyráda, Buffman Drábkos Nabušený etc.)

Anyone: where can I get some weed on EDUCAnet?
E. Kyblantes: You want some "Lampy za pade".

Anyone: černoch (Nigga)
Denisa: want some fuk!!!
Drábek: whers my shot gun

by edukajedead April 29, 2019

Educake depression

A depression that is only found when one is completing Educake work while having a total breakdown. It is horrific.

“I did the chemistry work last night, did you?” “No David, I got hit with the Educake depression.”

by wasianbitch March 25, 2021

educardletrist

It got BONES, dude! Bones all up in that bong!

Bu-bu-BONG! Om! Come get your crinkle cuts & yer Dong Dings, educardletrists!

by anonymous November 16, 2021

Educated/Educado

Josh, he is super educated/educado, probably the most educated person ever so please tell that to Lucy's mom so i can date her

Wow Lucy's mom, Josh is so educated/educado , you should totally let him date her, not like that neanderthal waiter boy or whoever tf from the restaurant who is totally the opposite and actually uneducated/uneducado.

by AlwaysPickedLast March 31, 2022

educated habd

When someone states something that looks like an educated guess, but as the matter of fact, it is just Habd.

In retrospect, I thought he made an educated guess about the situation but it turned out it was just an educated habd.

by LeHabbeed November 30, 2022

Educated

Well no the causal path way IS obvious. They get educated and think they are better than everyone else and omit men (in terms of selection) in a way that MEN DO NOT.

Hym "Men DON'T DO THAT to women when they get educated and women DO DO THAT. That's the obvious causal pathway. Maybe it's only obvious because I'm a genius... Hmmm.... Well, there. Now you know. That's what I'm here for! You're welcome!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

educated wish

Not a lie but an estimate in the form of a wish backed up by little evidence and hopes and dreams.

"It's not a lie! It's an educated wish!" -Deadpol

by Iwasnuetered July 27, 2024