Gamer's Elbow

The rough skin that develops on the left elbow of the right-handed gamer, or right elbow of the left-handed gamer. This rough skin is the result of leaning on one's left elbow whilst computer gaming.

"Yo, did you see Dave's Gamer's Elbow?"

by tristantallyho October 2, 2011

Tennis Elbow

The medical condition that occurs from masturbating arduously to the women's tennis championships. During this session, most people are in the living room and have to bend over to masturbate, as not to get spotted through any windows. This creates an acute angle with the shoulder, elbow, and hand. This puts tension on the elbow and results in tendinitis or tennis elbow. Both males and females suffer from the condition as women in short skirts are attractive no matter who you are.

Tennis season has been rough. I have had to pop about 50 Advil this week for my tennis elbow.

by Lost Almost October 21, 2010

Internet Elbow

Term given to the holes found on the elbow of a sleeve of a non-computer mouse holding side of a shirt. Believed to be primarily caused by resting non-mouse elbow on arm rests or desks. Occurs most frequently when shirt is dry cleaned.

Dude 1: Hey dude, you've got Internet Elbow.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: You've got a gaping whole on the elbow of your shirt! Clean yourself up man!

by RafaD May 2, 2007

LeBron's Elbow

A basketball-related injury to the dominant elbow that occurs immediately after the player tries to showboat by using their non-dominant arm to shoot a free throw. It is done as a default excuse should the player not advance his/her team in the playoffs.

I'm not going to use LeBron's Elbow as an excuse. I bring it up so people will always wonder, but I'm not going to use it as an excuse. I would never do that.

by BB MD May 5, 2010

Party Elbow

When your at a party, Concert etc. and you want to get from point A to B, simply raise your elbow perpendicular to your body, preferably at shoulder length, and proceed plowing through in a uniform and straightforward fashion.

Scott: And how do you expect to get over there?
Ron: simple... Party Elbow

by Ronzula September 28, 2008

elbow shrink

The creatively secret way of referring to black people, or people of African American descent. It originates from the word negro, which sounds like "knee grow" and the opposite of knee grow is "elbow shrink."

The elbow shrink named Darius, who has polio, is around the corner rapping to himself while shooting hoops.

by Geoffrey Jefferson February 4, 2008

Elbowy

the act of being a little off; not quite right;

My writing was a little elbowy today, I could have done a lot better.

by Alex Hubers' Best Friend October 5, 2011