The Prasad Excuse

When at an Indian family gathering you discover that the mithai is in fact delicious (as compared to being not delicious) and eat 12 pieces claiming that because it is blessed food you should have it.
Thank your mom for that handmade mithai. I ate 5 pieces citing the prasad excuse.
by RoofusDandelion September 11, 2013
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The ally excuse

The best fucking overused excuse used to end things with a clingy annoying girl who is super desperate and won’t leave ur ass alone
Girl: “you make me so happy”

Guy: “yeah I don’t have time to commit to anything rn
Girl “ you’re just using the ally excuse
by The.real.mvp April 14, 2019
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Carlisle Excuses

Valid Excuses used to explain why you can’t accomplish your job properly.
Guy 1: I can’t do my job because it’s not easy
Guy 2: Quit using Carlisle Excuses
by Afloat Boat February 11, 2021
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The Northwest Excuse

Going past the destination/doing more than asked and thus failing to complete an objective.
Son: Mom, you forgot to pick me up.

Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.

Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse
by Embarassed to be a Pilot November 02, 2009
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Bad excuses

Synonymous with the name Flóra. Should not be applied in case of rain.
"You are full of bad excuses!"
- "Yes, I know, I should change my name to Flóra"
by James Ficklesticks December 07, 2016
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Christmas excuse

excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy
-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.
by john is my real name December 06, 2009
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loser excuse

when the loser find an excuse to blame the winner for winning
you: how did she win our Fantasy Football League and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: I picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that's the ultimate Loser Excuse.
by moviestacks December 30, 2013
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