Dwonk

Someone who drinks milk by it's self.

She's a dwonk, she drunk milk by it's self.

by erenbater March 8, 2021

Dyson

To Dyson is the name given to the act of sucking up ones recently ejaculated semen through the eye of the penis. Most commonly caused by the victim being interrupted during masturbation during climax. This shock leads to the testicles expanding slightly internally, thus creating a vacuum inside the testes which therefore sucks the semen back into the testes. If done on a regular basis this can cause severe aching of the testes and may cause one or both of them to pop violently and randomly, normally when sexually aroused.

"Hey son how was your day?"
"Shit dad go away, knock next time! You made me Dyson!!"
"Oh sorry son, my bad"

by RVALDEN May 11, 2010

Dyson

-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")

Man, you're such a Dyson...

by Vex May 14, 2005

dycon

A famous lesbian.

An example would be Xena, the awesome lesbian-warrior-princess combo from hell. Good stuff.

Kid watching TV: Dude, it's Rosie O'donald!

Friend: Eww! She's nasty, definatly not my favorite dycon.

by ZT June 13, 2005

Dyson

The greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o'clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (A vaccuum)

Shit that Dyson saved my ass nigga

by Lyle Brayden April 9, 2005

Dyon

Dyon is a fierce name and person. Who enjoys eating cheese fries at the wee hours of the morning and stealing champagne and swords. Also Dyon's like laughing, are very sarcastic, and like tall, hot men... and long walks and the beach.

Dyon is awesome and respectful

by HotShizzy March 29, 2010

dyconfibulator

car part that goes in every car, everywhere!!

Look at that there dyconfibulator hanging by the piston!

by Josh Puckett June 17, 2006