son of a bitch and a dwarf

the son of the bitch happens to have a drawf sized supernova in their genetalia. the bitch also happens to be pregnant with that barstards kid. shes expects you to keep it.

in short a slang term for that slag next door

"SON OF A BITCH AND A DWARF SHES A SLAG!!!!"

by KLYNIE TIIIIIIIME H2HOE BISH May 23, 2016

Dwarfer

A fan of the British science-fiction comedy "Red Dwarf", often heard quoting lines from the series.

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!"

"You dwarfer!"

by msidoh December 9, 2012

derf

a slang term for dry humping. Involves sexual contact through clothes

Did you get way derfing her last night.

by derfsurfer May 1, 2009

Derf MacGuergan

1. When the blame for something seems to fail to find a target, blame it on Derf MacGuergan.

2. When an odd situation arises, and you can think of nothing else to say, use this name to show your discontent.

1. "Uhhh I don't know... Must been Derf MacGeurgan."

2. girl: "It happens to a lot of guys."
guy: "Derf MacGuergan!"

by A. King. January 17, 2005

tossing the dwarf

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

by Edge January 2, 2004

derf ass turkey

Someone who ruins your whole weekend just by stopping by

We were just hanging out after the party having some beers and listening to music, and then some derf ass turkey stopped by. After that, everybody just wanted to go to bed.

by Stoph R. January 19, 2008

ass dwarf

a mythical creature from Canada that live in people's ass and when the person which houses the dwarf is in sexual intercourse,the dwarf sticks his head out and yells SHAZAM!!!!

That guy over there has ass dwarfs.

by Lucas the 3rd April 21, 2007