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sex dwarf

A human that is exceptionally small in all areas except for the genital region. To qualify as a sex dwarf males must have an average or larger than average penis. In comparison to the rest of the frame, it will look even larger by proportion. A female sex dwarf is fully capable of having sex with an average sized man, and has been referenced to as a sex toy in many pop-culture references.
'He was only 3 feet tall, so Sheila thought she wasn't in for much fun... until she felt the enormous bulge in his pants! That sex dwarf rocked her world!'
by Ismirth June 12, 2007
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Dwarf

A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."
by ashman March 8, 2008
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orphange dwarf baby

Did you see roshawdas new kid! hes a orphange dwarf baby!
by marybeth =) January 14, 2008
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Dwarfie

A very beautiful,gorgeous girl. Usually the funny type, funny in a vulgar vocabulary way. She is very upfront and would beat up anybody who got on her bad side. She is very honest if you are with her. She is an amazing friend to have. She is normally short ( About 5ft). She is the kind to get played. But when she does she protects herself and finds out. But if you treat her right. She could most likely be the love of your life.
Guy:(after 2 months of not talking to her gaming) Hey gorgeous.

Dwarfie: Your X-Box broke?
by (Chanceyyyyyy) November 24, 2011
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Dwarf Tossing Nigga

The tossing of a dwarf or dwarf like species done by an Afro-American Man/Women
Person 1: wow Jerome your really skilled in throwing dwarfs

Person 2:Thank you, i am a skilled dwarf tossing nigga
by Jerome mcgroover March 27, 2012
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dwumple dwarf

a person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

if youre talented enough to pull this off then you can probably suck your own dick, just throwing that out there
gay dudes that can suck their own cocks are potentially dwumple dwarfs. nasty fucks...
by davestheman666 February 26, 2011
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Dirty little dwarf.

When you are on a ventrilo server on a video game and some person says they'll be right back, they leave there mic on and they do something nasty so everyone can hear it without knowing they did it.
Guy 1: I'll brb guys... Hey baby wanna do it?
vent people: Hahaha he left his vent on, what a dirty little dwarf.
by Ezarhadden November 21, 2010
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