An ex-wife who sends offensive and threatening letters and emails to her former husband and his wife, and has been warned on a number of occassions by the Police for doing so.
A bitter and twisted money-grabbing bitch who cannot let go, and wants to be kept in the lifestyle she wants despite having been divorced years ago.
Aka red dwarf
A bitter and twisted money-grabbing bitch who cannot let go, and wants to be kept in the lifestyle she wants despite having been divorced years ago.
Aka red dwarf
I saw your ex-wife stopping around Dingwall. She looked like a bulldog chewing a piss-covered nettle patch. She really is a poison dwarf.
by She is a red dwarf June 23, 2006
A Snorkel Dwarf is the act of inhaling gastric air from the partners asshole using a snorkel, can be done underwater also. this is not gender biased, mask not included. A kiss after for real romantics is an option.
"Hey baby I'm about to fart wrap those lips around my tube. pffft! ya my little snorkel dwarf! come kiss me, i like my own brand.
by Shroby September 07, 2006
when a man is having intercourse he shrinks himself to dwarf size, climbs into the girls vagina and lives there for weeks on end
by Mint Grizzly July 14, 2008
The most relatable celestial body.
It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored
It is small and weak
It can't do the most simple tasks
Fucks up all the time
Alone most of the time
Really ugly
Dies quickly
Nobody likes it
Easily ignored
by that one nerd December 19, 2016
by theWestHamfan November 04, 2003
A degenerate form of Ephebophilia, a "Sex Dwarf" is an underage male, usually between the ages of fourteen and sixteen, who willingly participates in homosexual sex acts (e.g., orgies) with older males over the age of twenty.
The resulting sexual acts often include bukkake, among other things, and are always done with the consent (often enthusiastic) of the boy in question.
"Sex Dwarves" are always boys with large gential endowments, despite their age, and are valued for being "innocent" and young.
Use of boys as "Sex Dwarves" is occasionally found in dominant practitioners of BDSM, where the "Sex Dwarf" in question is always the uke ("bottom"), and are often the subject of extreme forms of humiliation (e.g., being put on a leash like a dog).
The resulting sexual acts often include bukkake, among other things, and are always done with the consent (often enthusiastic) of the boy in question.
"Sex Dwarves" are always boys with large gential endowments, despite their age, and are valued for being "innocent" and young.
Use of boys as "Sex Dwarves" is occasionally found in dominant practitioners of BDSM, where the "Sex Dwarf" in question is always the uke ("bottom"), and are often the subject of extreme forms of humiliation (e.g., being put on a leash like a dog).
"They all love your
Miniature ways --
You know what they say
About small boys..."
__________
Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf"
Miniature ways --
You know what they say
About small boys..."
__________
Soft Cell, "Sex Dwarf"
by The RS October 18, 2007
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009