Dinkus

Your penis/cock/member/little general/tallywhacker/one-eyed monster

Your penis dipclammer!

by jonathan collins January 23, 2004

dankus memus

When you're the lord of the memes or use memes a lot you name yourself Dankus Memus.

I AM DANKUS MEMUS LORD OF MEMES!

by The Meme Lord Of All Memes August 11, 2016

dunks

short for dunkin donuts

"Im gonna stop at dunks on the way there"

by hmmm March 22, 2004

Nike Dunks

Commonly known as Fake Jordan’s. These are the most basic pair of shoes on the Nike catalog and sadly their customers often mistaken them for REAL Air Jordan 1’s. People with these shoes enjoy roasting everyone else’s fresh kicks to make themselves feel better about wasting money, their bad taste in style and how miserable their life is.

Fake Jordan’s- “Hey check out my new J’s!”
Real Jordan’s - “Dude those are Nike Dunks”
Fake Jordan’s - “Shut up! My Jordan’s are real, your Jordan’s are fake! You’re jealous! Leave me alone!”
Real Jordan’s - “ok? But I don’t see the Air Jordan logo…”

by ChrisBreezzys February 17, 2022

Donkus

A simple minded meathead. Similar in stature to the lummox, but not without positive qualities. Often kept in a group for the hi-jinx that his nature naturally brings about.
Meshes well with the dingus.

"Hey Duder, is Bartholomew a retardo or what?"

"Nah, bruh, that donkus is the balls! I didnt know what giggles were til he came thru"

"Skittles. Wanna grab a fish taco?"

"Nah, but i bet you a foreskin that donkus grabs Darlas taco before we tuck in."

"Don't degrade women, Jessup."

by SkillMarson February 29, 2016

Braggineus Drunkus

Nate, nate is a Braggineus Drunkus

Nate is a Braggineus Drunkus

by D-lil June 6, 2004

schwag dankus

Oxymoronic description of the simultaneous relation to a positive experience such as being high going along with the music . A performance that increases a high based off the performance of the live act .

We got Schwag Dankus’d so hard when that shitty DJ got off and the better one came on .

by Jj champagne January 15, 2020