dunch crunch

a crispy sun dried red head

a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH

EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch

by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010

Dunch Munch

Eating Pussy.

"Amy made me dunch munch her again last night after eating curry."

by biznitches IV April 13, 2010

DUNCH

A TYpE of MARIJUANa That is sort of a mythical type of haze spoken only when under influence of marijuana

yo man im so gifted we should blaze some more dunch haZEE

by ESCoOO February 18, 2008

dunch

eating a dinner-sized meal for lunch. a more filling and/or more satisfying lunch option.

i am famished. i don't think a mere lunch is going to fill me up. i need dunch.

by twfiasco July 09, 2009

Dunch

Another word for teabagging. You feed downed opponents online dunch, giving them a heaping meal since most commonly you play between lunch and dinner.

i just feed that little lady some dunch!

by AAA eX November 18, 2008

Dunch Punch

A female version of the donkey punch. The woman immobilizes a man by way of dunch scrunch and punching him until he is unconscious.

Guy 1: "Holly shit! How did you get that black eye?"
Guy 2: "I called my wife a fat whore during sex and she dunch punched me."
Guy 3: "Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiit."

by hey biznitches April 13, 2010

Dunch Brunch

When a male is surrounded by women.

"Charlie's lucky he's in nursing. It's a fucking dunch brunch in those classes."

by biznitches III April 13, 2010