designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 September 4, 2015

Designer Girl

The term 'Designer Girl' describes a female that will only wear designer/high-end branded clothing.

"She only wears Versace, that girl is such a designer girl."

"You won't see me in Gucci, I'm not a designer girl."

by ojiubuygbuy January 17, 2017

designerboyy

a gay fuck bag who thinks hes cool

designerboyy: im a fucking idiot

by ybn almighty jay December 14, 2017

designer

One who is eternally unsatisfied and whose only cause of existence is solely to produce The object that will bring satisfaction to them so that they may finally die in peace

John is remaking his book again, he's such a designer

by the crippled penguin April 14, 2019

Designer Dick

A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.

Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!

by Chazdababy January 18, 2020

designer poverty

'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.

Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."

by Theo Mulenga April 2, 2020

Designer Cat

When the pussy is immaculate, an unforgettable sexual experience. A once in a lifetime opportunity.

"Yo how was the sex last night"
"The best I have EVER had she had a designer cat"

by daddydani0819 June 12, 2020