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matthew doughty 

Matthew Doughty is the sweetest guy. If you're having a bad day and you run into him, expect him to make you smile. He's also incredibly smart, and doesn't have to try very hard to make crazy good grades. Matthew Doughty, sometimes referred to as "Doughty" is also obsessed with cats. He has a lot of girl friends too, but not because he's a player..or gay..he's just a genuinely sweet guy. Sometimes he will randomly text you just to let you know how wonderful you are because he's good at making you feel special. If you have a Matthew Doughty in your life, keep him around, try not to take him for granted, and make sure you brag on him a lot to random people you know, because he totally deserves it.
"Dude, you know Matthew Doughty?" "Totally! I heard all the girls wish they could date him because he's a total sweet heart!"
matthew doughty by themostaccurate December 1, 2013
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Carlton Draught 

A great beer to have on tap. Should be in every pub in Australia. Better than that Pooheys shit!
Law/Com Fag: Let's go to PA's.
Everyone else: Get fucked, it doesn't have Carlton on tap!
Carlton Draught by watto June 24, 2004

Draught Beer Scale 

Often abbreviated DBS

This scale is used to easily express how many draught beers one would have to consume in order to have sex with some unlucky woman/man.

The scale ranges from 0 (doable anytime) to 10 (because after ten draught beers - let's face it none of us are able to perform). The number indicates the amount of 500 mL 4,6%alc. (example: Tuborg Classic) one would consume precoital.

Not to be confused with the kg-scale
Person 1: - "No way I will even consider that! She's like a 12 on the kg-scale a total bodybag"
Person 2: - "So if we go out tonight, where is she on the draught beer scale?"
Person 1: - "Neva... She might be around 7 on DBS"
Person 2: - "We should really revise our choice of words when talking about my sister"
Draught Beer Scale by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
His doughty spirit kept him going through the battle.
Doughty by Cdoug August 24, 2014

droughtlander 

The desperately long stretch of time between seasons of Outlander, marked by binges of often disappointing replacement shows followed by yet another re-eatch of The Wedding episode from season one of Outlander.
The obsessanach found herself pining for JAMMF during the extruxiatingly long droughtlander.
droughtlander by GAgirlblue November 18, 2020
Used to describe high quality marijuana. Also reffered to as "dro", "chronic" and other nicknames
Man this is gonna cost you a bit more, it's some straight doughty!
doughty by Jon Mohon October 3, 2006

Reed Doughty 

Washington Redskins player who is deaf but keeps his swag on a million. He has more swag then everybody in the NFL and he can preform a triple backflip in an olympic swimming pool and climb Mt. Everest in his sleep.
1.That guys swag might be as heavy as Reed Doughty's.
2. Based God might be as good as Reed Doughty.
Reed Doughty by Based God Doughty September 19, 2010