Doug Eiffel

Doug Eiffel is the Communications Officer for the Hephaestus Station, which is orbiting around red dwarf Wolf 359. His vocabulary is made up of only pop culture references, and he's really good at procrastinating. Likes: pizza, annoying Minkowski, not being used for experimentation.

Commander Minkowski is yelling at Doug Eiffel because he forgot to do something.

by Hera_ June 29, 2017

prairie doggin'

when you gotta go #2 so bad-the prairie dogs' head is peekin out of his hole

by turd December 23, 2002

Durango Doug

The meanest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West. However, when it is revealed that he doesn't know how to ride a horse, he chickens out, and his logo becomes that of a chicken.

Durango Doug was an imaginary character created by Doug Funnie of Bluffington.

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

prarie doggin it

When ones shit is popping out of ones ass but they keep squeezing it back inside so they dont take a poop.

Katie was prarie doggin it when she was at Lauren's house because she didnt want to stink out the bathroom.

by Jenn April 11, 2004

doug benson

Smoking a big hit of pot and blowing it out with your cheeks puffed out

Dude did you see? I doug benson'ed that hit.

by Wankershimthecatbug December 8, 2013

Texas Doggie Bag

Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.

Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.

Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013