Douchefied

1) the act of becoming a douche
2) one who once was not a douche but now is

• Dude, when did you get douchefied?!
• I have not been douchefied.
• I will douchefy you, man.

by MissClassify February 2, 2015

douchexter

Men who exhibit douchey behavior via text before meeting in person.

I started talking to this guy I met online. We were having a great conversation til he became a douchexter.

by Achinass November 6, 2015

Doucheterstrudel

Noun; Another word for douchebag, or douche canoe.

That Brad is a real doucheterstrudel.

by Kpmadness July 18, 2016

Douchetard

Someone who acts like a douche and is fucking retarded

Jeremy... Fuck you Erin i ant doing shit...

Erin.... Dude stop acting like a fucking douchetard an help

by Ocwhitegirl88 January 8, 2018

douchetenation wedding

A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.

Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄

by Princess Kiki June 29, 2018

douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021

Will Doucette

The hottest man alive

ur such a will doucette

by lick my fritter like an apple November 30, 2017