making doughnuts

getting fucked in the ass, butt fucking, someones dick is being inserted into someone else ass hole.

last night we were making doughnuts, my ass is sore

by kenziegirrrrl01 March 23, 2008

time to make the doughnuts

A statement made in the morning (possibly before work) by a man to his partner indicating that he'd like some morning sex.

Jay woke up around 7 and started dry-humping Lucinda, stating "Time to make the doughnuts!"

by LadyCeleste August 25, 2011

Baron Von Douchenstein

Someone who actively seeks out opportunities to be a douche to people he does not like rather then simply avoiding them and letting them go about their business. The Baron thinks that the people he dislikes simply don't have the right to exist in the same universe as they do and feel the need to point that out to them excessively. He will often perform his douchiest acts in secret so that no one else will know about his douchery.

He will sometimes tag the person he does not like in photos online with an insulting nickname, speak in code with others around the person he dislikes and will sometimes use status messages online that insult the disliked party ie "Saturday night and I'm goin out!... and get outta my way (insulting nickname)" or "HAPPY SNOW DAY! and get out of my way (insulting nickname)" The nickname will often be an OOOOOLD pop culture reference that only the disliked person will recognize.

This can go on, sometimes for YEARS after the disliked person has gotten fed up and started avoiding the Baron out of annoyance with his behavior.

The Baron will often be well liked among the people in his entourage but will begin acting douchey if one of them chooses to spend time with the disliked party.

ex 1. Disliked person : "Oh look, I have 50 emails from facebook saying that Baron Von Douchenstein has tagged me in my own photos as "Asshole" What a SHOCK!"

ex 2. Disliked person : "Oh look, Baron Von Douchenstein is out with so and so and also wants Urkel to get out of his way... That show was on, what 20 years ago? Isn't he dead?"

by [e-mail] February 22, 2011

Douchenugget

The art of squeezing a chiken nugget so hard, that it cleanses your vaginal regions.

"Did you hear about Dylan using the douchenugget?"

by Jeff Chandler January 14, 2008

Dunkin' Doughnuts

The act of cumming on a plain doughnut then dipping it into shit coffee.

How to:
1. Take a shit in a bowl
2. Let it dry out for a couple days
3. Grind it up and mix with 2 cups hot water
4. Take 2 tablespoons of shampoo and dry it out using a hair drier
5. Grind up the shampoo using a dirty PVC pipe
6. Add the shampoo topping to the coffee
7. Cum on a plain doughnut
8. Dip the doughnut in the coffee
9. Enjoy!

Person A: Mmm, this Doughnut is so delicious! Where'd you get it?

Person B: It's a home made Dunkin' Doughnuts

by BodaciousFish May 9, 2011

a douchenugget

a douchenugget is a chubby white guy who plays basketball who's a douche.

"You're a douchenugget man, pass the ball."

by NikolaiLuvsYou April 19, 2010

Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

by Ken December 6, 2003