Douchefag

Someone who is a douchebag, and also homosexual at the same time.

Coolguy: Hey man, have you got the time?

Ash: Let me look at my gay-beastial porn in peace, u little cunt!!

Coolguy: :| what a douchefag

by Gazzmanian-Devil April 20, 2009

Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.

That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class

by Asks 1 December 28, 2005

Douchebagery

The act of being somewhat similar to Ryan Seacrest.

OMG, you're douchebagery makes me wonder if you have any REAL talent or God just sent you to be a big ass pussy on live television.

by Naomi N. Debuut July 4, 2007

douchecentral

a place where large numbers of douchebags gather to do douchebag activities

aussie joe: hey man wana go to india for a holiday
aussie bob: nah man thats douchecentral
aussie joe: fukn aye

by aussie bob89 February 2, 2010

Douchefiend

A person that comes on to you thinking they are all but when in fact thay are a douchebag and won't take NO for an answer and you show no interest then they fiend on ya like a Stalker.

Wow! I was out with my friend's over the weekend and this Douchefiend just wouldn't leave me alone.

by Bratastic Rhonda February 19, 2010

doucheficial

A politician who is an official douche.

"Did you hear Al Gore is being accused of unwanted sexual contact?" "Yeah, that guy is a doucheficial."

by sarasvati14 June 28, 2010

Douchebagernaught

A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.

That dude just called me a Douchebagernaught, what a douche!

by PBB GCC December 4, 2010