doucheeater

a person who is being such a douche they need to be fed douches and douches need to be shoved down their throats.

you are being a doucheeater right now!

by bearjewib July 14, 2010

DoucheCanoeFuckNugget

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.

You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!

by Satan333 August 1, 2019

Doucheassarrhea

(doosh-ass-ehr-ee-a), noun. Origins: Rhinebeck, NY, c. 2007.

1. The excrement that liquifies in one's colon and gushes forth from the anal orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use vaginally. 2. Any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.

I was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and I got some *serious* doucheassarrhea.

by Dildhe April 7, 2008

douchattude

Having an attidude of a total douche.

You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.

by shenenagens April 7, 2009

Doucheache

When a douchebag cause you pain.

This guy is giving me a doucheache.

by MaryFair June 30, 2011

Douche Cat

A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.

Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?
Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*
Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!

by Douchecatisadouche December 9, 2008

Douchecake

An insult used to describe an idiot who smells like a used douche and a rotten cake. Put those together and you have a douchecake.

That jeffery kid in my french class with the flouride deficiency is a bigger douchecake than the caveman in my science class

by Asks 1 December 28, 2005