douchebagarina

A spoiled woman. Most often characterized as being obnoxious, ungrateful, rude and impatient

Woman: "I would like an oil change, tire rotation and alignment... How long is that going to take? - I've got a nail appointment in 15 minutes".

Service Manager: "No problem, Ma'am... We'll have you out of here in 7 minutes and 12 seconds".

Technician: "Fuck that fucking douchebagarina, her fucking douchebag-Prius-piece-of-fucking-shit and fuck YOU!.... 15 minutes! Dumb mother-fuckers!

by H.A.D.E. November 7, 2010

douchebapper

Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.

Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.

The man was so hard while his girlfriend douchebapper him

by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022

random douchebag

That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.

Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.

by Jackie Dee April 9, 2008

Omegathon Douchebag

a person who is such a douchebag, someone had to come up with a new adjective to describe how large of a douchebag they are

Nick can be an Omegathon Douchebag

by Mr. ICANWINTHEGAME February 7, 2010

Doucheblocker

A former friend on facebook or other social web site gathering spot who first chewed you out publicly in an irrational and cruel way and then blocked you from interacting with them before you could respond.

First, she sent me this, "You continually insult people at every turn you get. I don't have time to go back and forth and I wouldn't think you do either. Not sure why the negativity but I choose to focus on more positive things and friends who don't have to hammer down their politics at every turn. I'm sure you'll have some response to this which will just prove my point. Happy facebooking!" And then she blocked me. What a DOUCHEBLOCKER!!!

by Pappy_Boyington April 24, 2010

DoucheBoggled

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!

Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!

by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011

Douchebag

a guy that is a royal jerk and will one day get his. a typical loser jerkface asshole who lies to girls, doesn't know how to be a man and is a big pussy.

that boy Eugene is a total douchebag.

by ihateyoualways August 28, 2009