Double massage

Giving a back massage while simultaneously massaging your significant others vagina with your penis

I gave Jennifer the double massage of her life last night

by Phillyphan0879 January 20, 2022

double mind Jedi

Disrupting or attacking the opposition from within by secretly infiltrating its organization or territory through stealth, and then using its own weapons against it.

To eradicate all those who collaborate with an enemy by assassinating anybody who collaborated with the enemy is a double mind Jedi. As it is commonly known.

by Zamboozee May 28, 2011

double mugged

is when you come across a mugger who tells you to give him all of your money at that point you turn around with a weapon and mug him taking all his money

hey ass hole give me your money
ok one second senor
hurry up
haha face my tom foolery now you give me all your money haha now ive double mugged you

by jonhpaul June 17, 2010

Double McRib

The act of a female eating one McRib sandwich, farting in the face of their partner performing oral sex on her, while eating a second McRib sandwich.

Mcribs are back. I can't wait to do a double McRib on you later.

by BZ31 December 6, 2020

double muffin muncher

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.

"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."

by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020

Double Minor

Fucking a girl on her period

Why is there blood on your sheets man ?
I got a double minor for high sticking that cougar last night.

by thegreek17 June 8, 2010

The Double Muffin

The state of having exposed fat hanging over the tops of both your shirt and pants as a result of knowingly wearing clothing that is too tight and revealing. Usually used in reference to over-weight women trying to pick up guys in low-rise jeans and tube-tops..

Guy 1: "Dude, that fat chick needs to put some clothes on!"
Guy 2: "Yea, she's totally got The Double Muffin goin' on."
Guy 1: "I think i'm gunna blow chunks!"

by Nick Purpura March 14, 2009