doofimizm

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

by JOE August 27, 2003

doofkin

A marijuana cigarette with 80% marijuana 20% tobacco. Commonly referred to as a more euro doobie.

Twist up a tasty doofkin.

by Chris Grenier March 1, 2008

doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

by doofitis January 14, 2011

Doofenpoopytits

The combination of the words doof, poopy, and tits. Generally has a odd way of making people laugh. Also can be used as a pun or insult.

"Hey____." "Ya?" "Doofenpoopytits." "haha! LOLCATS!" or "ARG!!! Your such a doofenpoopytit!!!"

by beefjerkylolcats October 14, 2011

dooflunky

A combination of several insults or just something you call someone when you can't think of anything else.

I don't care what you do, you dooflunky!
You're such a dooflunky!

by I*said*it January 25, 2017

doofed

To do something in a klutzy, forgetful, aloof, or confused manner. Act as a Doof, fail.

I went to the bank to cash my paycheck and realized I hadn't even picked up my check yet. Totally doofed it.

by SB85 August 11, 2018

Dooface

What you affectionately and jokingly call your friend or loved one. A combination of dufus and face.

Hey dooface, want to go see the new movie tonight?

by AlikaJ August 16, 2018