Dookie 

A black person's way of saying shit.

Some white girl jus took a dookie in the bathroom.

Dookie by Beccy Poles July 17, 2009

Dookie 

A woman's nicely shaped, thick and heavy booty. Large enough to make it clap, also known as an Apple-bottom, Pear shaped ass or Onion.

She's draggin' serious dookie. Look at the dookie on her. Ass like J-Lo, Vida Guera, Selina Spice, Serena Williams.

Dookie by ZedX10R December 18, 2008

Dookie 

(Adj.)

The antonym of "fiend"

To suck at something or to lack awesomeness.

Christian: Wow, the schools pizza is so dookie

Josie: I know, it's terrible

Dookie by Bagel_boy June 9, 2014

Dookie 

Messed up, fucked up, don't give a fuck

Been right on it for 12 hours, feeling fucking dookieee, now take me to the disco!

Dookie by Disco Bae August 27, 2016

dookie 

A brown substance that pops out of your butt hole. It typically emits a fowl smell and is preceded by a poot. Figuratively speaking it is used to describe a negative circumstance.

1. "That dog just dookied on my pillow and it smells awful!"
2. "oh, dookie! I shat my pants."

dookie by DOOKIEANDFART October 14, 2017

Dookie 

Excrement that is literally stained; it's stuck like glue inside the toilet and it won't go away, no matter how much you clean up or how hard you brush the toilet.

Ewww! Look at this nasty Dookie! It doesn't wanna go away! I've been scrubbing and scrubbing and it just won't go away!

Dookie by MistahRigoh May 28, 2018

Dookie 

The shit that comes out of your bum hole.

Yo I gotta take a dookie.

Dookie by Krysco October 14, 2018