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Dolphin shit 

Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing
Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.
Dolphin shit by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018

Dolphin king 

The dolphin king must be warned by the chosen one that his lasagna is cold otherwise he will die a horrible and painful death
A child named A name like Kai, Jeff, Brian (any name will do) must warn the dolphin king about his lasagna

dolphin conversion therapy 

To commit suicide with a firearm fired upwards through the roof of ones own mouth. Thus giving yourself a Dolphin-esque blowhole on the top of your head.
1. Kurt Cobain did so much China White he decided to give himself a bit of the ol’ Dolphin Conversion Therapy.

dolphin legs 

The feeling of a woman's leg after it has been freshly shaved and moisturized.
Feel my dolphin legs! I just shaved!
dolphin legs by gabrakadabra01 November 20, 2013

Dolphin Plop 

A turd that is so buoyant, that the entire mass submerges causing a first plop. Eventually reemerging, as would a dolphin, causing further ploppage that may cause rectal slpashage.
Jimmy, dont sky bomb! You might dolphin plop!

dolphin noise 

The way to censor expletives in Bikini Bottom
Spongebob: Hi Patrick, how the *dolphin noise* are ya?
Patrick: Pretty *dolphin noise* good, Spongebob!
dolphin noise by GameGrumpsFan January 24, 2016