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17 Dollars

Now That's Gangsta
"17 dollars be gangsta brah" - black kid
by JoshDyo February 10, 2009
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and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010
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Larry Dollars

Imaginary currency that can be used for gambling but never has to be paid up. It can be used infinitely.
I'll bet you 500 Larry Dollars there's an underground tunnel between those houses.
by DieselDriver December 12, 2015
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a small loan of a million dollars

A quote said by celebrity Donald Trump, that became a meme very quickly.
It has not been easy for me, my Father gave me a small loan of a million dollars $$$$
by Legost March 29, 2016
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Million dollar wound

A wound received in war, that is not serious enough to kill or permanently disable, but is serious enough to warrant being taken out of combat for an extended period of time.
When Johnny got shot in the buttocks Bill said "That's a million dollar wound!"
by Zebra003 October 15, 2008
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Bottom Dollar

Last dollar. The only money you have left
You can bet your bottom dollar (insert whatever sure thing you are talking about here)
by thegrinchd June 18, 2018
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pink dollar

Term coined in the 1990's to describe the affluence of many gay couples.
Describes the purchasing power of the gay community.
Often associated with political donations, but also extends to entertainment, consumables and property, with some companies tailoring products or services directly to this demographic.
Lady Gaga's popularity owes a great deal to the power of the "pink dollar".
by viper66 August 29, 2010
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