Do I fuck

Being asked a question that you probably clearly don't know and having the look on your face that basically says 'Does it look like I fucking know what this means'

Hey, do you know what the largely dependant services that new Zealand rely on?

Do I fuck.

by Calummzz July 25, 2016

why do i live

Because your parents fucked.

Why Do I live
Cuz ur parents fucked jimmy

by Some kidddss February 28, 2019

how fast do I have to walk

Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"

Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.

Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.

by Homosheshuals January 14, 2023

Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com

JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?

by shitgiver April 15, 2015

how do i vent like

What happens when you play among us with randoms. No matter what, it is always pink who says it.

how do i vent like...??? - Pink

by the thiccest in the land September 25, 2020

how do I shot web

The perfect example of how a clueless newbie would react if he hasn't read the manual

In Spider Man for the playstation 1: How do I shot web?

by Supreme_Bananas January 20, 2008

how do i live

Just don't die.

Friend: How do I live?
Me: It's easy. Just don't die.

by RavenPhan October 11, 2016