does wayne brady have to choke a bitch

The act of a hoe coming up short with cash when she is working for Wayne Brady, thus causing him to have to choke a bitch

hoe "I'm sorry big daddy."
Wayne Brady "you're sorry..... YOU'RE SORRY!!!..... does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"

by Kristofsky Jonesrinskivich April 5, 2005

Who does that?

An exclamation hilighting the stupidity or lack of logic of a preceeding statement.

"I ate three cockroaches."
"What? Who does that?"

by M December 24, 2004

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

The Doors

Late 60s/early 70s band fronted by Jim Morrison. Progressed from an amalgam of light and dark psychedelia to bluesy rock by the time of Jim Morrison's death. Known for Jim's voice and lyrics as well as their reliance on Ray Manzarek's organ; Jim's qualities stand out in longer tracks like "The End" and "When the Music's Over" as well as shorter tracks like "The Crystal Ship" and "Not to Touch the Earth."

"The Doors are overrated."

"The Doors are awesome!"

"Jim Morrison was a terrible frontman for The Doors."

"Jim Morrison was an excellent frontman for The Doors!"

by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 3, 2005

Dersim

A Kurdish boy name, if you know anyone called Dersim there a incredibly trustworthy person but don’t get on his bad side or tell other people about his secrets or he’ll tell other people your secrets no matter how deep it is, if he’s nice to you keep him close as he’ll probably want to be your friend till the end if he likes you as one, he also argues a lot with people except for his bestfriend or bestfriends if he has one from different genders

Random: have you heard of that guy called Dersim, he’s really kind and I trust him a lot

Other person: he wasn’t nice to me I don’t think he likes me

Random: lol tough

by ......X...... May 18, 2019

why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-

friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

by thekaprisunstraw November 4, 2021

Doresh

Also known as “Yeshiva Doresh” Doresh was a former school where kids used to get a decent education, now Doresh is torture grounds where the staff find kids suffering entertaining. The garbage in the “kitchen” is called “food” however do not eat it, for you will be cursed to 10 years in the bathroom. But most of all, beware Dr. Devil PHD ( Psychotic Human Disease) for he will exile you to utah for the rest of your days.

I will NEVER go to Doresh

by The Oracle of Death October 9, 2021