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Cunt Diver 

This is a male who has a large cock and can go deep into the pussy hole. Most men can't go this far since they have a little penis. Cunt Divers can make a women scream and can cause them to pass out in some cases. Also Cunt Divers can make a pussy squirt half way acroos a room. Cunt Divers have to be carefull so they don't cause internal bleeding to some poor bitch.
Did you see how Sara was walking this morning? A Cunt Diver must of got ahold of her last night.
Cunt Diver by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012
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Arabian Scuba Diver 

Similar to Arabian Goggles(Testicles on the eyes); The act of placing Testicles over a persons eyes, and then placing your dick in the mouth.
I Will make you into an Arabian Scuba Diver.
Its not gay to make a guy an Arabian Scuba Diver, as long as a picture is taken.
Giving another guy an Arabian Scuba Diver is just as gay as and Arabian Goggles.
Arabian Scuba Diver by LadiesMan769 September 30, 2009

bog diver 

person who competes in the strange British sport of swimming in bogs- participants also known as "peat bog divers"
Despite the peat, the bog divers pressed forward and finally completed the race, drenched in bits of vegetable matter.
bog diver by Birkit December 17, 2006

shank diver 

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.
That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.
shank diver by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007

durf diver 

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles
Every time my little brother takes a bath the little durf diver. Farts and. Eats the bubbles.
durf diver by SlickSid September 24, 2013

chinese diver 

I dropped a Chinese diver off at the pool if you know what I mean.
chinese diver by The harse August 31, 2014

Sheet Diver 

A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.
After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".
Sheet Diver by happy hal August 10, 2017