distractogapter

The person waiting in a line gets distracted and causes a gap in the line.

While waiting in the line for space mountain, a distractogapter is looking at something happening in another direction. When they turn back to the line they have caused a gap in the line, a distractogap, and they hurry to catch up in the line .

by tacokid November 1, 2013

Distractard

A person who calls you on the phone to talk about something, but then chats with the people in the background on their end instead of you.

"Man I really like Shanelle but she is such a distractard"

by Skullsword5505 February 2, 2017

Distraction Action

Distraction Action: When one is so stressed out and can't handle all the pressure that they are experiencing they need a DA...Distraction Action!!! Calling a good friend, boy toy, girl toy.. to engage in good old fashion hip pounding, ass slapping, body licking, back breaking, knee replacing, hair pulling, body grinding, heavy sweating, hardcore never ending SEX!!! Bring it all and bring it often and dont make any plans for the rest of the day...Blue pills if needed for extended play....;)

Anna: I am so over this shit..I can't handle it anymore... There is only one thing left to do!! Distraction Action Baby!!! I am calling Ted right now and forget about seeing me for a few days!! I need a good DA to forget about everything...Bring it on Baby!! Anna needs a DA!!!

by Mr. FD February 25, 2010

distracticating

The cross between being distracted and masturbating

When your mother walks in while you are masturbating. Mom get out you are distracticating me

by dsst January 20, 2014

Distractionship

A type of relationship where both partners are engaged with each other for the purpose of distracting themselves from previous relationship trauma.

After Megan and I broke up, my friend Kayla and I decided on a distractionship after she had just broken up with her boyfriend

by Anansi May 21, 2017

Distractivist

Distractivist : (n.) an activist with a savior complex who invents a false narrative to create a platform to put himself or herself into the spotlight in order to gain control or power and who has no desire at all to serve the people he or she claims to represent.

The people regretted voting a distractivist into office, for they later learned he only pretended to care about them in order to get elected.

by Callitwhatitis October 26, 2019

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009