long distance frelationship

a friendship/relationship for friends who are in love with each other.

after taylor left, she and eric decided to try a long distance frelationship.

by taylor97 October 20, 2008

Disarming White Woman Tears

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

by c. jarelle October 16, 2008

discarbobulated

fucked up beyond all reckognition, fubar, kiwi slang for broken, could also mean disorientaded after a pissup as you are all fucked up

this car is totaly discarbobulated, beer has discarbobulated me

by professor of real life August 26, 2009

Disarming the Missile

a term referring to the action of masturbation

Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.

I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.

by Strubie Doobie Doo, Jare Bear February 3, 2013

middle distance

The place that you can see when you are not quite focusing on the world around you. Often is a blank screen that you can project your own thoughts onto.

He was staring into middle distance, imagining the girl he really fancied.

by Myrph May 13, 2005

middle distance

The most G type of running there is. ranging from events from typically 600 meters to 1600 meters. These hardass people have to hold an almost sprint for a sustained amount of time with an explosive burst of energy in the end. These runners have to combine mileage with alot of speed work in order to stay boss.

Ay yo what you tryin to run this year?

Man I aint tryin to run that long distance; i'm tryin to use my speed work and make this 800 meter my bitch.

I gotcha, i'm gonna be on that middle distance too.

by joeboy92 June 19, 2010

Distance Disease

When a member of the opposite sex looks good from afar but looks far from good.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot chick across the street!"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah, here she comes!"
Guy 1: "Ewww. She's not hot at all. She's got Distance Disease!"

by G.Funk January 29, 2010