by sadie gomez June 17, 2008
Get the dispense memug. A person that works for the goverment that gives you a load of "red tape" to cut through. Higher levels include "Family Pack of Tape" and "Office Depot"
by The Draftsman August 28, 2005
Get the Tape Dispensermug. Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...
guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014
Get the using the soap dispensermug. Any kind of automatic weapon which fired bullets, rounds, or shells. Has it's origin in a game of Halo when a player referred to a Banshee as a Plane, (which is a much more litteral word to describe it), and as a mocking taunt, AcrazyMoomoo (D. Witchley) began calling automatic guns "High Speed Bullet Dispensers".
by Vinny128128 January 15, 2006
Get the High Speed Bullet Dispensermug. The human penis
by green fire dragon June 24, 2010
Get the one eyed storm trooper pez dispensermug. When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
Get the Mexican Pez Dispensermug. Usually performed alone when extremely bored, curious and/or mentally challenged. 'Soap Dispenser' is the act of a man or woman deciding to lie on their back with their ass against the wall, then vigorously masturbating until climax. They will then proceed to wipe their cum all over their face.
Me: "Why didn't Elena come into work today?"
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
Luke: "She walked in on her step-son doing the soap dispenser and nobody's heard from her for days."
by SlapMeWithThatWetDickDaddy April 4, 2016
Get the Soap Dispensermug.