The ejaculate caught by a condom.
A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
by Bishop of Rome June 9, 2010
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by Big Rob 187 July 2, 2006
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A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.
Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
by ojo_tango July 15, 2021
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Example 2: I have a Prez dispenser magnet on my fridge.
Example 2: I have a Prez dispenser magnet on my fridge.
by Jaja A August 2, 2006
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At the Halloween party I went in the bathroom with this chick in a Yoda costume and did a PEZ Dispenser.
by Intercaust February 4, 2004
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guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"
by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014
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Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.
Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.
by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010
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