Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

anal dishwasher

When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher

"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"

"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.

"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"

by fire extinguisher November 1, 2004

DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.

Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

by revolter69 November 1, 2019

dishwater

Decolorated hair colour, for blonde.

"One a redhead and one is, I call a dishwater blonde, came in and sat down at the center table, center row." James Ellroy, My dark places

by Joak43 January 2, 2009

purple monkey dishwasher

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

by whiskymack July 14, 2004

Dishwasher

Woman

Male 1: Damn, my dishwasher won't let me put a load in it.
Male 2: I think it's broken, replace it.
Male 1: You're right, I'll find another one.

by Mania68plus1 October 25, 2020