Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 3, 2021

Belleville Director

A term used to describe an instructor, specifically one of utmost incompetence. Any form of educator, who otherwise lacks the knowledge and basic understanding of the subject they try so hard to teach.

“This Belleville Director over hear trying to teach me to read music, bro can barely read it himself”

by Shmumm August 7, 2024

High school play director

Man or woman that, normally, sits there and does nothing to improve the quality of the play/musical

"Imagine of the high school play director actually helped us instead of yelling at us and talking about random things that don't pertain to this"

by Half_blood_mcgee23 November 30, 2021

Floperations Director

A mid level manager that is held responsible for their leaderships bad decisions.

They are looking for a new Floperations director to roll out Tims new cost savings, They Just had to "part ways" with the old one, Tom.

by Go AWAY!!! May 14, 2019

cruise director

When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.

I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

Director, Projects

Pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. Picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. Then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. There's your Director, Projects.

The other day I was walking my dog, and a "Director, Projects" jumped out of the bushes in a ninja suit and kicked me in the head. Then he ran away at a great clip for 26.2 miles.

by Kymera March 16, 2010

account director

The person at an agency (usually advertising or some sort) who listens to and interprets client and agency team members' problems, thoughts, challenges, goals, preferences, opinions, and more - and then tries to make sense of it for everyone else.

AKA: A universal partner to clients & agency; ping pong ball; conductor; pilot; captain; cheerleader; hostess; strategist; go-getter; ball-buster; fixer; and problem solver....a regular Don Draper.

We didn't understand what the client meant, but the Account Director did - so we're saved (for now).

by MakeMeABicycle November 12, 2015