Belleville Director

A term used to describe an instructor, specifically one of utmost incompetence. Any form of educator, who otherwise lacks the knowledge and basic understanding of the subject they try so hard to teach.

“This Belleville Director over hear trying to teach me to read music, bro can barely read it himself”

by Shmumm August 7, 2024

Dirty Director

A man who likes to look up pictures of womens boobs on company time

See him? He's a bit of a dirty director

by Cat1011 October 21, 2020

Director Hercules

Is a Well known Up and Coming Video Director and Afropop Singer Who the Music industry is yet to give him what He deserves.

I want Director Hercules to shoot my music video: I featured Director Hercules in my hit song

by Hercules d Director August 5, 2019

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

The Fun Park/ Directors Cut

A Gore Mixtape, Showing The Worst Of The Worst. One of the clips show a man being tied up, and his throat being sliced. Another being a little kid watching his father and mother being killed.

"Do you have The Fun Park/ Directors Cut?"
"tf no your disgusting"

by BruvIsCool June 27, 2022

Director, Projects

Pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. Picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. Then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. There's your Director, Projects.

The other day I was walking my dog, and a "Director, Projects" jumped out of the bushes in a ninja suit and kicked me in the head. Then he ran away at a great clip for 26.2 miles.

by Kymera March 16, 2010

Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.

Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.

by bitchuck September 3, 2025