man: "What's that bike and how much did you pay for it?"
me: " it's a Polygon Siskui D7 Mountain bike and it cost more than a beautiful sunrise"
man: " Wow, for that spend you could have bought all of D12 and had a shorter name"
me: " I know. a meat-free D12 it is.
me: " it's a Polygon Siskui D7 Mountain bike and it cost more than a beautiful sunrise"
man: " Wow, for that spend you could have bought all of D12 and had a shorter name"
me: " I know. a meat-free D12 it is.
by Blaade September 22, 2022
A highly ambitious project manager somewhere on The Spectrum able to talk their way into a Glorious sounding job title for their CV. Willing to trample anyone not in awe of their crisp and wide management-speak vocabulary
An ITP is a valuable tool in upramping project pivot-space acronym planning a soft outcome dynamic, keeping frontline services at full - onboarding capacity whilst easing the load on the backend hence the role of myself as PROJECT DIRECTOR.
by Blaade August 05, 2025